The lost baggage shit show you probably shouldn’t read because it’s infuriating

1 out of 5 hot mess tinis It annoys me and I wrote it Buckle up because what you’re about to read is the biggest quagmire (I only wrote “quagmire” because I think it’s how professionals say clusterfuck) of a missing baggage story you will ever come across. Family Trip to Boston My entire family decided to meet up in Boston to begin a family trip around New England. Everyone else landed from BWI and…

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My family may be banned from a Cape Cod hotel

A story of light family dysfunction, property destruction, and vacation exploration – but really only the first two Missing Parents You may have looked at something I’ve written such as this, this, or this and had the thought, “this girl is a complete disaster, what’s up with her?” Well, believe it or not I do have two functional parents (that’s Mr. and Mrs. Hot Mess to you) and after mulling it over for about 26…

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