One important thing to know (or not I do not care) if visiting Baltimore & DC in the same day

 4 out of 5 hot mess tinis If you’re visiting DC or Baltimore — which is totally plausible since they’re 45 miles apart — you may as well visit the other while you’re in the area. Both have plenty to offer! Still, the below story is a “coming of age” tale about one hot mess and her need for a wardrobe change.   Step into my time machine (and watch out for any sticky stuff…

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Asking yourself “will I die though?” on a segway

2 out of 5 hot mess tinis You’ve never been on a segway? Neither had I! They are seriously so fun, I don’t know why humans still walk anywhere. To have a little “tourist in our own city” fun, we got a sweet Groupon deal for a Segway tour through the Smithsonian park in DC through a company called Bike and Roll DC. We saw all the best DC things like the Lincoln Memorial, Capitol…

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