Getting Drunk in Phoenix by Goal

1 out of 5 hot mess tinis Getting drunk in Phoenix, much like getting drunk anywhere, is great. However, the bar scene in Phoenix is way different than anywhere else I’ve been in at least one key way: Every single person in this city is just like perfectly attractive. It blew my mind. There’s a ton of variety to the bar scene and, as a tourist especially, it’s not always obvious where to go out.…

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I got shitfaced before aerial yoga and here’s how that went

4 out of 5 hot mess tinis First, allow me to explain just how I ended up drunk at an aerial yoga class in Phoenix, Arizona. The Lead Up Planning Ahead, Not Thinking Ahead I was going on a Phoenix trip with my three best friends from college and all of our significant others, who are a blast. The eight of us together were basically having a giant weekend party. For some reason when planning…

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You can see SO MUCH roadtripping in Arizona for two days

2 out of 5 hot mess tinis Two days. A billion cool places. Arizona is the tits. So you landed in Phoenix for a road trip… Let’s do this in two days – Phoenix > Grand Canyon > Jerome > Sedona > Page > and back Land in Phoenix If you have extra time in Phoenix, I have a whole ‘nother blog coming for you with things to do there. But to start, you might…

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