2 AM on a Beach in Namibia

5 out of 5 hotmesstinis You will not predict how this story ends It’s 2:00 a.m. on New Year’s Day 2018 in Swakopmund, Namibia, the West Coast city four hours from the capital, Windhoek. A hot mess nearing a champagne blackout (me, that’s right, you called it) is on a beach with her friend who is upset. Though this was a key component to all of the entire night. This was one of several bottles…

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The ultimate dramatic Venice screw up

5 out of 5 hot mess tinis And why Turkey is my favorite country I’ve never been to. Setting the Scene It is impossible to resist liquor that comes from a case, even if it’s grappa. The fanciness alone… I elected to cash in birthday present on this trip I took to Venice with my boyfriend in the form of a ~fancy~ dinner out complete with lots of grappa (which is an Italian grape-based liquor…

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