OK I pooped myself in Southeast Asia

As I was conversing with the doctor at the travel clinic before my trip to Vietnam and Thailand she said “I’ll prescribe you doxycycline for when you inevitably have diarrhea.” I chuckled. I thought she would too.

She didn’t laugh, she was completely serious, and worst of all, she was correct.

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Antibiotic Hunting for a UTI (UnTimely Infection) in Belfast, Northern Ireland

3 out of 5 hotmesstinis If you’re a tourist in Belfast and need a doctor, scroll to the bottom for some clutch advice.   The Necessary Background Symptomatic The minute my plane touched down on my trip it started burning when I peed and I had to pee all the time, which was perfect for all of the long road trips we had planned. I hoped it was a UTI (urinary tract infection) because according…

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Get from Dubai Airport to the Sheikh Zayad Mosque (Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi) Cheaply & Quickly on the Free Emirates Bus

It’s totally perfect if you’re willing to put up with it being a complete nightmare This blog contains the following: Required reading if you’re taking the free Emirates bus / shuttle from Dubai to Abu Dhabi (or vice versa) – especially during a long layover A illustrative story of my running around like an idiot A case study for Emirates Airlines operations people Backstory I was looking for ways to cheaply travel to Abu Dhabi…

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The lost baggage shit show you probably shouldn’t read because it’s infuriating

1 out of 5 hot mess tinis It annoys me and I wrote it Buckle up because what you’re about to read is the biggest quagmire (I only wrote “quagmire” because I think it’s how professionals say clusterfuck) of a missing baggage story you will ever come across. Family Trip to Boston My entire family decided to meet up in Boston to begin a family trip around New England. Everyone else landed from BWI and…

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